每日一笑：Harmful Movie(6.29)
Theater Manager: Madam, you may not take dog into the theater. I'm sorry it is not permitted.
Woman: That's ridiculous! What harm could the movies do to a little dog like this?
有害的电影
剧院经理：夫人，您不能把狗带进剧院。很抱歉这是不允许的。
女士：真是荒谬！这些电影对这么小的一只狗也有什么害处吗？
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