每日一笑：Diagnosis.(7.11)
A man walks into a Doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me, Doc?" he asked.
"You're not eating properly!" replied the Doctor.
医生的诊断
一男子走进医生的办公室。只见他鼻子里有片黄瓜，左耳朵里有点儿胡萝卜，右耳朵里有些香蕉。
“医生，我怎么了（得了什么病）？”他问道。
“你吃东西的方式不正确。”医生回答。
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