每日一笑：(7.19)

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　　　　　　　I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Teacher: Give me a sentence starting with I, Tommy.
Tommy: Yes, sir. I is...
Teacher: No, no, Tommy! Don't say "I is", you should say "I am".
Tommy: All right, sir. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. 　

　　　　　　　　我是字母表中的第九个字母。　

老师：汤米，举个以“I”开始的例子。
汤米：是，老师。 I is（I是）
老师：不，不，汤米。不要说“I is”，你应该说“I am”。
汤米：好的，老师。我是字母表中的第九个字母。

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