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Three Reasons

Teacher: Stone, give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round.
Stone: Ma says so, Pa says so, and you say so!

三条理由

老师:斯通,说出三条理由来证明地球是圆的。
斯通:妈妈是这么说的,爸爸是这么说的,你也是这么说的。

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