找个伴侣
A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate :"i want a conpanion who is samll and cute,loves water sports and enjoys group activities."
Backkcame the answer:"Marry a penguin"
找个伴侣
一个单身汉要电脑为他找个完美的伴侣：”我要找一个娇小可爱的、喜欢水上运动又喜欢群体活动的伴侣。“
回答是：”娶一只企鹅吧“
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