It's his falut
each other.
Last saturday,their mother wanted to keep them away from the appliances,she said to the kids
"now I will cook lunch for us ,go out and play outdoors and be good !"the kids answerd:"good".
They played in the garden for half an hour .then Billy rushed into the kitchen,"mummy"he remarked,"Bobby have broken a glasse in the house of Mrs Smith,and Mrs Smith is one of their neighbors.
"he is a bad boy"the mother frawmed"and how he break it?"
"I threw a stone at him,"Billy replied"but unfortunately he quickly stooped".
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