出乎意料的回答
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Mother asked herlittle boy, “Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?”
“Nothing, Mum,” answered the son proudly, “instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.”妈妈问她的小儿子：“小宝贝，今天老师都教你些什么？”
独生子骄傲地说：“什么也没教，妈妈，她反倒问我一加二等于多少，我告诉她是三。
An unexpected answer
Teacher: What do elephants have that no other animals have?
Pupil: Little elephants. 出乎意料的回答
老师：什么东西只有大象才有，其他动物都没有？
小学生：小象。
本文标题：出乎意料的回答 - 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事“Nothing, Mum,” answered the son proudly, “instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.”妈妈问她的小儿子：“小宝贝，今天老师都教你些什么？”
独生子骄傲地说：“什么也没教，妈妈，她反倒问我一加二等于多少，我告诉她是三。
An unexpected answer
Teacher: What do elephants have that no other animals have?
Pupil: Little elephants. 出乎意料的回答
老师：什么东西只有大象才有，其他动物都没有？
小学生：小象。
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