Sick Leave
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I urgently needed a few days off work.
But I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy," then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling & made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb,
so the Boss mightthink I was "Crazy" & give me a few days off.
A few minutes later, the Boss came into the office and asked,
"What in the name of good GOD are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed ou
"Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down & walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her
"...and where do you think you're going?!"
(You're gonna love this....)
She said,"I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!!
本文标题：Sick Leave - 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事But I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy," then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling & made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb,
so the Boss mightthink I was "Crazy" & give me a few days off.
A few minutes later, the Boss came into the office and asked,
"What in the name of good GOD are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed ou
"Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down & walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her
"...and where do you think you're going?!"
(You're gonna love this....)
She said,"I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!!
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