英语沙龙-开心乐园-03

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Lift An American visiting England walked into a hotel lobby and pushed a button for elevator service．“The lift will be down presently，”said a nearby clerk．“The lift？”said the American．“Oh，you mean the elevator．”“No，I mean the lift，”replied the Englishman，annoyed by the American' s arrogance．“I think I should know what it's called，” said the American．“After all，elevators were invented in the United States．”“Perhaps，”retorted the Englishman．“But the language was invented here．”电梯一位在英国访问的美国人走进酒店大堂，揿下电梯按钮。身旁一位酒店工作人员说道，“Lift马上就下来。”“Lift？”美国人问。“哦，你说的是elevator吧。”美国人的傲慢使英国人感到讨厌，他回答说，“不，我说的是lift。”“我想我知道它叫什么，”美国人说。“不管怎么说，电梯是在美国发明的。”“那可能，”英国人反驳说。“但这种语言是在这个国家发明的。” 本文无注释

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