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英语沙龙-开心乐园-08

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Don’t tell her Two twins went to the kindergarten.“Who's the elder and who's the younger one?” asked a nurse.One of them winked and said,“Elder brother,don't tell her.”不 要 告 诉 她 两个双胞胎走进幼儿园。“你们两个谁大谁小?”保育员问。其中的一个眨了眨眼睛说,“哥哥,不要告诉她。”本文无注释

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