笑话习题簿11.18
JOKE:
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.
The customer thought for a moment, and then said, "No-engrave it 'To my one and only love'."
译文：
在一家珠宝店里，一位年轻人买了一个贵重的小金盒作为送给女友的礼物。“要我把她的名字刻在上面吗？”珠宝商问道。
那名顾客想了一会儿，然后说道：“不－－在上面刻‘给我唯一的爱’。”
Exercises:
根据短文回答下列问题：
你知道原因么？
练习答案：
他说：“That way, if we ever break up, I can use it again.这样，如果我们闹崩了，我还可以再用到它。”
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