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笑话习题簿12.24

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   While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey." Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."
   旅途中,妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一件生日礼物。"没关系,"他说,"我最想要的东西是你的爱、忠贞和温顺。"妈妈沉思片刻后回答说,"我宁愿给你买一件礼物。"
Exercises:
根据短文回答下列问题:
什么比礼物更难得呢?
参考答案:
爱、忠贞和温顺~                                                   

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