笑话习题簿11.1.31
Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers? 妻子:亲爱的!快看那些士兵,他们看经过的那位漂亮女郎都看得发呆了。
丈夫:士兵?什么士兵?
练习:
哈哈,你看懂了么?
答案:
只看美女去了。
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