英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.11

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   A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keep them in his pocket．
   “His was a sad case，”said the attendant．“Whilst he was at the war his wife abandoned his home and ran off with another man．”
   “Terrible，”said a visitor．
   Presently they came to a padded cell，in which could be heard a raging as of a wild beast．
   “That's the other man，”said the attendant．    一群游客被领着参观一所疯人院。在院子里他们遇见一个人，他长着一双疯狂的眼睛，头发蓬乱，正狂热地设法逮住苍蝇，把它们装在他的口袋里。
   “他的病很惨，”陪同人说。“在他当兵打仗的时候，他的妻子抛下他的家和另一个男人私奔了。”
   “真可怕，”一个游客说。
   不久他们来到一间安上软垫的小屋前，听见里面传出野兽般的怒吼。
   “这就是那另一个男人，”陪同人说。练习：
你知道原因么？
答案：
还有第三个男人，希望他不会疯掉~~。。。

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