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英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.8

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  Professor: When is your birthday?
  Kid: May 30.
  Professor: Which year?
  Kid: Every year.

   教授:你的生日是什么时候?
  孩子:5月30日。
  教授:哪一年?
  孩子:每年都是。。 。”


问题:你的生日是什么时候?回答:O(∩_∩)O~。

  
                                                    

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