英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.12
Holy Family wore duly admired.
"But what’s that in the corner?" asked Mother.
"Oh, that’s their telly," replied the tot.
圣诞节时孩子要了纸和蜡笔，想画一张耶稣诞生像。最后这件艺术品被陈列出来供父母鉴赏。
他们对耶稣诞生后睡的马槽，牧羊人，耶稣及其家庭都逐一表示赞赏。
“可是那个角落里是什么？”妈妈问。
“噢，那是他们的电视机，”孩子回答说。练习:
你会画个什么在这幅画里面? 答案：
呵呵，your computer~
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