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  Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院)one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?"
  The first inmate said, "God told me!"
  Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"   
  一天晚上,在疯人院里,一个病人说:“我是拿破仑!”另一个说:“你怎么知道?”第一个人说:“上帝对我说的!”一会儿,一个声音从另一个房间传来:“我没说!”
  Notes:
  (1)Looney (俚语)疯子
  (2)inmate (n.同住者, 同室者(特指在医院、监狱))
  (3)insane asylum (疯人院)问答:谁是上帝?回答:另一个病人。                                                     

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