48.Good Thing He Has You
While I was talking to a parent of one of my third-grade students, another teacher walked by. The mother, remarking how beautiful the woman was, said, "If my son had her for a teacher, he wouldn't be able to concentrate. " Then she paused and added, "Good thing he has you. "
Notes:
(1) remark v. 谈起
(2) concentrate v. 集中注意力于；专心于
Exercises:
根据短文选择正确答案：
① The teacher was talking to a parent o one a parent of one of her ______students.
A. first-grade
B. second-grade
C. third-grade
D. fourth-grade
② What happened when they were talking?
A. The student came in.
B. The headmaster asked the teacher to go to his office.
C. The bell rang for a break .
D. Another woman teacher came by.
③ What did the mother think of the woman passing by?
A. She thought that the woman was ugly .
B. She thought that the woman was too noisy.
C. She thought that the woman taught badly.
D. She thought that the woman was very pretty.
④ Why wouldn't the mother like the pretty woman to teach her son?
A. Although she wag pretty, she was not competent for her job.
B. The students would be attracted by her beauty instead of her teaching.
C. The students didn't like a pretty woman to teach them.
D. The pretty woman was not so kind to her students.
⑤ The mother' s words "good thing he has you" implies that_____ .
A. the teacher was not pretty
B. the teacher was too kind
C. the teacher was very good at her teaching
D. the mother liked the teacher very much
48.有你教他真好
在我和一位三年级学生的母亲交谈时，另一位老师从旁边走过。那位母亲评论说那女教师真美，她说：“如果由她教我儿子的话，他一定不能认真听课的。”她停顿了一下，又加了一句：“有你教他真好。”
练习参考答案：
①C②D③D④B⑤A
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/2865.html
相关文章
-
Doctors Joke(14)
Somehow we always think we are aging at a slower rate than everyone else，this was true of this older woman who is seeing a doctor for the first time. She was taken into a room and told to“m...
2018-12-29 英语笑话 -
英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.30
Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol. Husband:It/'s okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat...
2018-11-23 英语笑话 -
中间战术Midway Tactics--双语幽默笑话
Midway Tactics 中间战术 Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. 三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条林荫道上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者...
2018-10-30 英语笑话 -
Bishop Creighton
Creighton was going along a West End square when hesaw a little fellow trying to reach the knocker of a large house. “Can't you reach up so high？”queried the Bishop kindly. “No， sir，” s...
2018-12-27 英语笑话 -
每日日一笑（1.25)
More Intelligent in Dreams When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. “I remember solving the problem in my dream la...
2018-11-18 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话：Let me get to work让我去工作！（双语）
i know exactly how to get rid of guys like you...let me get to work!我知道如何摆脱你们这些家伙……让我去工作！ 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故...
2018-11-02 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话：Damn karma! 该死的因果报应!（双语）
What have we done to deserve this place in the cosmos?我们做了什么,应该到宇宙中这样的地方?You remember your former life as a Nazi, right?你还记得你的前纳粹的生活,对吧?Damn karma!该死的因果报...
2018-11-07 英语笑话 -
第1378期英语笑话 Mixed Doubles 混合双打
Mixed Doubles 混合双打 Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys? Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night. Teacher: Ple...
2018-11-27 英语笑话 -
The Miracle Doctor
The new miracle medical practitioner was in town. Rumor had it that he could cure anything and anybody with compound solvents and capsules made by himself, and everyone was...
2018-11-20 英语笑话 -
英汉幽默故事选读【70】
Senior Class During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her...
2019-01-06 英语笑话
