双语视频笑话 Fight For Kisses

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There was a time,when babies had a great time...
The soft of their skin got them all their mom's attention.
Then one day，fathers discovered a special weapon.
“Your skin as soft as a baby‘s ”For now on，fathers & babies can fight on equal terms.
Men can now take revenge，and win back their wives.To get their moms back，there is no choice but...
To fight！
Fight for kiesses~~~

曾经，宝宝有一个好时光，
他们柔软的皮肤吸引了妈妈所有的注意力。直到有一天，老爸发现了一个秘密武器——剃须刀。
“可以让你的皮肤像宝宝一样柔软”从现在起，老爸和儿子可以站在同一起点上了。
男人可以复仇赢回他得妻子。为了重新赢回妈妈，已经没有选择了，除了。。。
战斗！！
为了赢回妈妈的战斗！！！

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