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Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?

A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.

猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？

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Kid Joke(64)

　　One cold winter day a boy was standing out side a shoe store praying to God for some socks or some shoes. Just them a lady walks up to him and says，“Is there something that I can help you with...
2018-12-31 英语笑话
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A boy was wondering about a photograph in a newspaper. It showed a group of happy and cheering children carrying schoolbags with the caption at the bottom: "On Their Way To...
2018-11-27 英语笑话
丘吉尔和肖伯纳

Churchill and Bernard Shaw Winston Churchill was Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War II. He was a fat and short man. George Bernard Shaw was a famous writer. He was tall and lean. Both o...
2019-01-19 英语笑话
加菲猫喝浓咖啡-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画

jon:here,garfield,try this coffee,it's espresso.乔恩：加菲猫，上这儿来，尝尝这咖啡，是浓浓的味道。garfield:why the dinky cup?加菲猫：为什么是极小的杯子呢？garfield:(slurk!)拟声词。jon:well,what do you th...
2018-10-30 英语笑话
男人们制定的“妇女守则”（系列6）

这是一篇既有趣又有一定真实性的文章，一定程度上反映了男生男人们的心理。与大家分享一下，希望你们也会喜欢。 We guys always...
2018-10-29 英语笑话
Kid Joke(54)

　　For weeks，a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the Mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of th...
2018-12-31 英语笑话
趣味图片英语笑话：pep talk 鼓舞士气的讲话（双语）

Hey boss, just want to say that your pep talk about finding more joy in my work, was really inspirational ...嘿,老板,只是想说你的关于在工作中找到更多快乐的鼓舞士气的讲话，真的鼓舞人心的…...
2018-11-06 英语笑话
英语幽默漫画带翻译：克利夫兰的勇士（双语）

Do you object to sports teams being named after your ancestors?你反对你祖先被运动队的命名吗？Heck, no.当然不，见鬼。Conahonty’s honored!这是Conahonty的荣幸。Why is that?那是为什么？Conahonty&...
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英文笑话:Misc Jokes .

　　A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car...
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Elderly Joke(58)

　　As migration approached，two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south，so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their baggage，the attendant noticed that they were carryin...
2018-12-29 英语笑话