双语笑话 homework

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Homework

Teacher: I＇m able to read one of the compositions you did for homework, but you wrote the other one very poorly．

Student: Yes, sir——my mother is a much better writer than my father．

家庭作业

老师：我只能读通你的一篇作文，另一篇实在是糟透了。

学生：是的，先生——我妈妈的文采要比我爸爸的好多了。欢迎来论坛讨论更多：

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