恐怖学英语的方法 双语笑话
yes-爷死，
nice-奶死，
bus-爸死，
mouth-妈死，
jeeps-姐不死，
girls-哥儿死,
最后是was-我死。
他老爸在后面加了句kiss-气死。
同学是某偏远地区的，英语发音一直不标准，老师英文也是发不准，所以学生更是一口地道的土腔英语。 欢迎来论坛分享更多：
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