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双语笑话 fish say 鱼说

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fish say
What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?
"dam!!!"

鱼说
当鱼游进一个水泥墙里面的时候,鱼会说什么?
"水坝!!!"
NOTE
cement wall n. 水泥墙


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