从没逮着过

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从没逮着过
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?"

The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."

有个求职者在填工作申请表时，碰到这个问题：“有否拘留史？”他填了“无”。
　　紧接着的一个问题是“为什么？”，这是为那些对前一个问题回答“有”的人预备的。
　　这位求职者稀里糊涂就填了：“从没逮着过。”

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