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双语笑话:是谁打破了玻璃

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Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window.

Mother: How did he do it?

Billy: I threw a rock at him and he ducked.

比利:妈妈,波比打坏了窗玻璃。

妈妈:他怎么打的?

比利:我向他扔石头,他躲开了。


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