这回轮到他在床上翻腾了
A man tossed around in bed at midnight, and his wife asked him why he did so.
“Tomorrow is the last day that I must return the money I owe John, our neighbor. But I have no $300, so I can't sleep.”
“Oh, for that reason.” His wife got off from the bed and went to open the window. She cried toward the neighbor’s house loudly, “Hi, John, Listen! My husband won't return your money tomorrow.”
Then she closed the window and went back to the bed and said to his husband, “Now you can sleep well. It is his turn to toss around in bed, dear.”
一男的躺床上到半夜还翻过来掉过去的，老婆就问他这是怎么的了。
“我欠咱邻居强子的钱，明天是最后一天，必须得还了。可我没300块钱，所以睡不着。”
“噢，就为这事啊。”他老婆下了床，过去打开窗户，对着邻居家大声喊着：“嘿，强子，听着点啊！明儿我老公还不了你钱了。”
说完她把窗户关上，回到床上，对老公说：“亲爱的，现在你可以好好睡了，这回轮到他在床上翻腾了。”
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