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At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. Don't you speak English at all? the judge asks. Only a few words, replies the mugger.
What words do you know?
Your purse or your life!

法庭上法官正审问一个抢劫犯,由于该犯是一个不会说英语的外国人,审问很困难。你一点英语都不会说吗?法官问。我只会说几个词。抢劫犯回答。
你会说哪几个词?
你是要钱还是要命!



                                                           

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