阿里巴巴和四十大盗
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, "my wife was reading 'a tale of two cities' and she gave birth to twins."
"That's funny," the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets."
Listening that the third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!"
When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, "When I left the house, my wife was reading 'Ali baba and the forty Thieves'!!!"
三个男人在酒吧里聊着巧合的事。头一位说：“我老婆那时在看《双城记》，然后就生了对双胞胎。”
“有意思啊，”二一位谈论着说，“我老婆那时在看《三个火枪手》，就生了个三胞胎。”
听到这儿第三位就叫起来了：“我的天哪，我得奔回家去！”
问他出啥事了，他嚷嚷着：“我出门时，我老婆正看《阿里巴巴和四十大盗》呢！”
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