双语笑话我理想的男友标准-修订版（32岁时）

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　　What I Want in a Man-Revised List （age 32）:

　　1. Nice looking （prefer hair on his head）

　　2. Opens car doors, holds chairs

　　3. Has enough money for a nice dinner

　　4. Listens more than talks

　　5. Laughs at my jokes

　　6. Carries bags of groceries with ease

　　7. Owns at least one tie

　　8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal

　　9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

　　10. Seeks romance at least once a week.

　　我理想的男友标准-修订版（32岁时）

　　1.五官端正（有头发者优先）

　　2.上车帮我开车门，入座帮我拉椅子

　　3.有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐

　　4.少说多听

　　5.我说笑话的时候一定要大笑

　　6.逛街的时候帮我拎包

　　7.至少有一条领带

　　8.喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐

　　9.记得我的生日和各个纪念日

　　10.一周至少制造一次浪漫约会

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