爆笑双语笑话 美眉我们网恋好不好
Girl, Please Fall in Love with Me
After the self-study class at night, I opened the computer. I sorted out the male net friends to the Frog Concentration Camp and several unlovely girls I’ve seen to the Dinosaur Concentration Camp. Then I began chatting with the three girls left. Me: Honey, let’s fall in love! Talented girl: OK. Are you a Party member? Me: No, I’m not. Talented girl: Are you a League member? Me: Well, no. Talented girl: Well, are you a member of China Young Pioneers? Me: I used to be one many years ago. But why do you bother asking such questions? Talented girl: Then I can’t promise you. At all events, I’m the team leader of our class. … Recalling the painful experience, I still have two girls to chat with.
Me: Girl, let’s fall in love! Lonely girl: Good. After all, I can fall in love. Me: Well, didn’t you love someone before? Lonely girl: No. They always said I was a dinosaur. Me: Umm, in this case, we’d better break up at the moment. Lonely girl: No, I don’t agree. It’s my first love… 55555555555… Now the last girl left, I would especially cherish her. Me: Girl, don’t you want to fall in love with me? Jiaojiao: I think it’s OK, but I’d like to ask for my father’s advice. Me: My God! You asked your father this kind of thing? You surely don’t have your own definite idea! Jiaojiao: It’s not like that. I am just 5 years old and haven’t learnt to type. It is my father who types for me. Me: … Then I said: Hello, uncle.
美眉，我们网恋吧
晚自习归来，我打开电脑，把男网友全部归到青蛙集中营里，把几个见过不漂亮的女网友归到恐龙集中营。剩下的三个美眉还要再聊聊。 我说：美眉我们网恋吧！ 小才女说：好呀。你是党员吗？ 我说：不是。 小才女说：那你是团员吗？ 我说：不是。 小才女说：那你是少先队员吗？ 我说：很多年以前就不是了，你问这些做什么？ 小才女说：那可不行，我可是我们班的小组长呢。 我无语。 痛定思痛，还有两个MM可以聊。 我说：美眉我们网恋吧！ 小孤女说：好呀，终于恋爱了。 我说：怎么，以前没有恋爱过吗？ 小孤女说：没有，他们总说我是恐龙。 我说：哦，这样，那我们分手，就现在。 小孤女说：不，我不同意，这是我的初恋，55555555555…… 还剩最后一个美眉，我倍加珍惜。 我说：美眉，我们网恋吧！ 娇娇：好呀，不过我要问问我爸爸。 我说：天哪，这事你问你爸爸？你自己那么没主见呀?！ 娇娇：不是呀，我今年才5岁，还不会打字，刚才是我爸爸替我打字啊。 我说：…… 我再说：叔叔好。
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