双语笑话 写作课
Teacher had set his class an essay "A Game of Cricket". After two minutes Simon Stee handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play"..
老师给学生出了作文题:“一场板球赛”。两分钟后,西蒙·斯蒂尔交了作文,老师允许他回家了,他在作文上写道:“下雨,比赛中止。”
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