我还没把它们加一块儿呢
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.
Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the miracle products, she asks her husband: "Darling, honestly, if you did'nt know me, what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Andy replied,...
"Judging from your skin, twenty;
your hair, eighteen;
and your figure, twenty five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Andy his reward, he stops her by saying...
"WHOA, hold on there sweety! "Andy interrupted.
"I haven't added them up yet!"
有些人会悠然自得地变老，而剩下的会整天为此而抓狂。
安迪的太太，不愿屈服于相貌变老，就出去买了一套保证能让她年轻好几岁的挺贵的新型化妆品。
她对着镜子坐了半天，抹着那神奇的产品，抹完问她先生：“亲爱的，老实说，要你不认识我，你会说我多少岁？”
安迪仔细打量了她一番，说：“从你皮肤来看，二十岁吧；你的头发嘛，十八岁；而你身材呢，二十五吧。”
“呵，你个马屁精！”她脱口说道。
正当她要告诉安迪会有什么奖赏的时候，安迪开口打断了她。
“喂，等等啊，宝贝！”安迪插嘴说，“我还没把它们加一块儿呢！”
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