饥荒八成是你造成的呗。
A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby.
"From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine."
Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."
宾馆大堂，一特瘦的人碰上一特胖的人。
“瞧你那样儿，”胖子说，“没准又发生饥荒了吧。”
“没错，”瘦子答道，“再瞧瞧你那样儿，饥荒八成是你造成的呗。”
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