史上十大“乌鸦嘴”名言
Of course, nobody can ever predict what will occur in the realms of science, technology and world events。
谁也不能预料未来会发生什么。无论是科学，技术还是世界大事，各个领域都充满了不可知性。
But an online bad opinion generator developed by The Wee magazine has revealed statements said by historically-important people that in hindsight, appear downright ridiculous and ironic。
最近，The Wee杂志开发了一个网站，专门收集历史名人们的爆笑“乌鸦嘴名言”。一起来看看吧：
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