我要一张嘴他们就会发现我的四颗金牙
Policeman: Why didn''t you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they''d have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
警察：你手表被抢的时候，为什么不大声求救？
男子：我要一张嘴，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙，那可就更完了。
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