我真的不认为我应该得零分
"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero."
"Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."
“教授，我在这次考试中已经尽我所能了，我真的不认为我应该得零分。”
“我也觉得你不应该，但是这是我能给你的最低分数了。
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