我就想确认下这是我坐的那排
In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer. A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row:
"Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a moment ago?"
" Yes, but it doesn't really matter. It didn't hurt at all."
"Oh, no, it isn't that. I only want to make sure that this is my row."
在电影院看电影时，一位观众起身，从他坐的那排位子出来，去了休息室。过几分钟，他回来了，就问坐在这排头上的人：
“不好意思，刚才我出去的时候，是踩到你的脚了吗？”
“是，不过根本没事，一点儿不疼。”
“啊不，没说那个，我就想确认下这是我坐的那排。”
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