我兜里揣着他耳朵呢
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him anywhere," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
艾文满鼻子是血地回到家里，妈妈问：“出啥事了？”
“有个小孩咬了我。”艾文回答。
“下回你见到他还能认出他吗？”妈妈问。
“在哪儿我都能认出他来，”艾文说，“我兜里揣着他耳朵呢。”
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