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"May I borrow your record player tonight?" a man asked his neighbor.
"Sure. Do you want to listen to some music?"

"No,” he answered. “Tonight I want to have some peace and quiet."

“今晚可以把你录音机借我吗?”一男的问他邻居。
“可以啊,你想听点音乐?”
“不是啦,”那男的说,“我想今晚过得安宁清静点儿。”


       

                        

    

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