Psychological Test 双语笑话
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"
一位刚刚做完一场有关心理健康讲座的心理学指导老师，正在进行一个口头测试。
测试主题定为躁狂抑郁症，她问道：“你将怎样诊断这样的一个病人，他先是来回走着并大声叫喊了一分钟，然后坐在一张椅子上失控般地哭泣。”
一个坐在后面的年轻人举手答道：“他是一个篮球教练？”
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