有个出了名的小气鬼总算想请一次客了
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party, but his friend doesn’t know where he lives. Explaining to him how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, in my image,” was the reply, "Your hand is full, aren’t you?”
有个出了名的小气鬼总算想请一次客了，可他朋友不知他住哪儿。他跟朋友解释怎么找到他住所时，说：“到了5M后，就用胳膊肘摁门铃，门一开，就用脚推门。”
“我为吗要用胳膊肘和脚哇？”
“那啥，我琢磨着，”他回答说，“你手里全满了，对不？”
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