Couple Secs
Dinesh Vora
Eight year old girl went to her grandfather,
who was working in the yard and asked him,
"Grandpa, what is couple sex?"
The grandfather knowing frankness of Obama with their
Girls on media news decided a girl talented enough to ask
the question, is rightful enough for a straightforward response.
Thoughtfully and carefully he began to explain,
covering everything on the subject about
human reproduction, attractions, joys and
responsibilities of sex.
When he finished explaining, the little girl
was staring at grandpa with her mouth gasping,
eyes wide in amazement.
Seeing her astonished face, the grandfather inquired,
"Why you asked me that question, dear baby?"
The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready
in just a "COUPLE SECS"�.
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