英语笑话：上幼儿园的第一天
Teacher:What's your name, please?
请问你的名字叫什么？
Little boy:Joey Kaplan.
乔艾·卡普兰。
Teacher:Jody, and what's your mother's name?
乔艾，你母亲叫什么？
Little boy:Mama.
妈妈。
Teacher:I didn't mean quite that, what does your father call her?
我不是那个意思。你爸爸管她叫什么？
Little boy:Darling.
亲爱的。
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