一个年轻的盲人男孩

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother.

The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!".
Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep.

The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

一个年轻的盲人男孩是被他的母亲藏在床上。妈妈说，“现在比利，今晚和明天祈祷你的眼睛能看到，你的愿望会成真的！”。比利说，“好的妈妈。”然后就去睡觉了。第二天早上，比利醒来并尖叫：“妈妈！我仍然失明，我的愿望没有实现！”，妈妈回答说，“我知道-四月愚人！”

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