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爸爸因为我刚才要到自己的嘴唇了

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A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither.

The son asks, "Dad,are we poisonous snakes?"

The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattle snakes! Why do you ask son?"

"Because DAD, I just bit my lip!!"

一对毒蛇斧子在一个明媚的下午外出。
儿子问,父亲,我们是毒蛇吗?
父亲骄傲的回答,是的儿子,我们是狠毒的响尾蛇,你为什么这么问?
爸爸因为我刚才要到自己的嘴唇了

       

                        

    

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