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第1421期英语笑话 Isn’t it wonderful?

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    "What are you so happy about?"a woman asked the 98-year-old man.
  "I broke a mirror," he replied.
  "But that means seven years of bad luck."
  "I know." he said, beaming,"Isn’t it wonderful?"
译文:
  这难道不好吗?
  “你高兴什么?”一个女士问一个98岁的老人。
  “我打碎了一个镜子。”他回答。
  “但那预示着7年的坏运气。”
  “我知道。”他高兴地说,“这难道不好吗?”

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