你知道你的号码吗？
“Susie, do you know your numbers?” the teacher asks.
“Yup,” she says. “My dad taught me.”
“What comes after three?”
“Four,” Susie answers.
“Great. And tell me what number comes after six?”
“Seven.”
“Excellent,” Susie’s teacher says. “Your dad did a good job. Now, what’s after ten?”
“Jack.”
苏茜，你知道你的号码吗？“老师问。
“是的，”她说。“我爸爸教我的。”
“三之后是什么？“
“四，”苏茜的答案。
太好了。告诉我号码出现在六？“
七。
“很好，”我的老师说。“你爸爸做的很好。现在，十后面是什么？“
“杰克”。
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