我活不了那么久啊！

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In a courtroom, the judge sentenced a criminal to thirty years in prison and the prisoner said, "But Sir, I won’t live that long!"

So the judge replied, "Don't worry, just do what you can!"

在法庭上，法官宣判某个罪犯要服三十年徒刑。犯人说：“不过庭上，我活不了那么久啊！”

法官说：“别担心！你尽力而为就好。”

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