上帝我能得到一便士吗。
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
男子：“上帝，一百万年有多长？”
上帝：“对我来说，它是大约一分钟。”
男子：“上帝，一百万是多少钱？”
上帝：“对我来说这是一个便士。”
男子：“上帝，我能得到一便士吗？”
上帝：“等一分钟。”
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