他撞在路中间的猪上
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.
一个男人沿着陡峭山坡开车，狭窄的山路。一个女人开车沿着同样的道路。他们相遇时，女人靠车窗大喊：“猪！！”男人立即伸出窗外说，“女巫！！”他们继续前行，并在一个转弯处，他撞在路中间的猪上。
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